Life Of A Tofu Boy

Wednesday, December 31, 2008 12:14 PM

YAY! =P

I'm finally uploading all the pictures from the Filming Days.

The filming was held at Wild Wild Wet and Escape Theme Park!

Shooting Day One

Game 1 - Wading in the pool =)

We seriously didn't even know it was a game lo.
So most of us just took our own sweet time to wade
and we just chilled and chit chatted ^___^
Until the producer yelled at us to HURRY UP!
THERE'S a FORFEIT FOR THE LAST FEW!

In the end, 6 of us kena FORFEIT! =(

(Gary, Sharon, Joash, Ferynn, John and Linda)

Preparing for Game 2 - SLide UP

Camwhoring!!! =)

Game 2 -Slide Up

Each couple had to do this consecutively 3 times
The group with the longest timings would be Forfeited!

Super Fun!

But damn tiring, esp climbing up the flight of stairs THRICE!

My partner, Sharon and me! =)

DAMN HIGH CAN!!! ^^

The rest were cheering for the other teams!

After the 2nd game, we had to do an "OPENING" for Hey Gorgeous!

Supposed to shout, "校花校草追赶跑!!!"

Uh OOOOH....

"YAKULT" COMING DOWN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

YAY!!! =) *splash splash*

WAH...FORFEIT TIME =(

They made us drink this whole BASIN of COKE

BASIN, MIND YOU.

NOT BOTTLE.
NOT BOWL.
NOT BIG BOTTLE.

BUT BASIN!!!

This Forfeit was for Game 1.
All the slackers who chilled and chit-chatted.

^___^

And we had to split up into two teams
To compete and drink up the Coke...
Try getting choked up from drinking coke!

This Forfeit was for the second game!

The Producers, 他们不是人!!! LOL

Made us do a "RU HUA"

ME and Sharon =(

Ron and Katty =(

John and Linda =(

Well that basically sums up Day One.
Tiring but very fun ^____^

Shooting Day Two

Beautiful Morning @Wild Wild Wet =)

Game 1 - Donkey Kong

Girls have to paddle to the end of the Tsunami pool
and rescue the guys =) And the guys would have to
hold on to the girls' floats and let them paddle us back!
So it was kinda tough for the girls to drag us back...

WE are positioned all the way to the end!

But we're having FUN, nonetheless! ^^

The girls =)

The Guys =)

Game 2 - Dunking

Guys VS Girls

Objective - overturn your opposition from their floats!

Those who get dunked the most number of times = FORFEIT!

Guys with Christine! =)

With Christine ^^
She went around taking picture with all of us.

She looked HOT that day too, wearing this white tube dress!

Arggh...Forfeit Time! =(

We had to burst the balloons with our bodies.

1. tummy
2. back
3. armpits

Ferynn and Linda doing their forfeit.

Manton and Joreen

Katty and Charylene

Try as they might, Manton and Joreen just couldn't burst their balloons!

So we helped them!

By pushing them together! =)

HAHA lucky we knew a trick.
KEY = FINGERNAILS =)
Charylene and Katty taught us de!
HEHEHE ^^
So we had little problems bursting our balloons!

End of the day we had to present our partners with Flowers!

And we decide to propose to Christine! =)

End of Day Two. ^^

Shooting Day Three

We met at 9am @Burger King on the last day.

We decided to play a prank on Christine.
All of us were in teddy's car on that day.

I texted her saying that I was sick and couldn't make it.
Then, John texted her next, saying he just woke up at 9am.
And Joash too, saying that he just received John's sms,
and was waiting for him at Jurong East MRT. LOL
Teddy finished the prank by saying that his car BROKE DOWN.

But he told her not to worry, coz we were not in his car!!!
SO WE WOULDN'T BE LATE! ^_____^

SUPER FUNNY LAH!!!
AND SHE TOTALLY BELIEVED! =)

HAHA...BIMBO! ^^

Anyway, i found this picture.
Joash and Manton exchanging looks of affection!
wahahahaha...Caught u guys at last!

I'm the KING OF FORFEITS! =(

They made me wear this crown...

Warming up Session!!!

Game 1 -Scissors Paper Stone! (improvised*)

PG explaining to us how to play the game.

We had to play Scissors Paper Stone.
Winner gets to whack the loser with the bolster.
And the loser can protect himself/herself with the helmet.
Each successful hit earns one point.
And Each successful block means invalid hit.

Camwhoring yet again =)

First up, Ron Vs Me.

See? We respect our opponents! ^^

I was eliminated damn fast lah.
Coz we haven found the best way to grab the helmet yet =(
Should have placed the helmets FACING UP.
SUKU ME!

John's reflexes were damn fast.
And hard. Poor Ron!

Poor Ted.

John managed to block Ted's hit.

The girls had fun too!

Katty was the dark Horse.
Dun see her very frail and fair.
She was the overall girls winner in this game!

I think she plays Scissors Paper Stone EVERYDAY! =)

Then we challenge Christine!

HAHAHA...i haven't even hit...she cover her head le!

YAY!!! HEADSHOT! =P

WAH...she also NO MERCY lo!

I lost to her in the end.

5:4

=( EMO LE

Wah..she whacked John!

YOU ASKING FOR IT LO!
LOL =)

The girls camwhoring!

Next up, they made us wear FAKE EYELASHES!

AND PUT GIRLY MAKE UP! =(

Now i know how it feels to wear fake eyelashes.
DAMN UNCOMFORTABLE. REALLY.

But nvm...the guys are game enough for it!
SEXY POSES =) whahaha.

I think we became the 校花!

The girls were complaining that we were prettier than them! ^^

You won't believe what happen next!!! =(

They...

*sobs*

They...

*sobs sobs*

They...

MADE...

US...
*sobs sobs*

WEAR...

他们真的不是人!!! =(

HILARIOUS SHIT!!!

Aren't they simply Gorgeous???

Okays...Ready to go Orchard Towers lo!

Joash, the pretty boy! =)

The Trannies ^^

Ron and Ted

We each came up with our own "girly" names

From Left to Right

Joanne, Teresa, Jolin, VeRONica, Geraldine.

LOL...looking SEXAAAAY! =D

*SLurps*

Each of us had to find 3 strangers from different ethnic groups to pose with us.

For the girls, it was less demanding.
They just had balloons attached to themselves
and were supposed to get strangers to burst them.

We all had a time limit.
The longest time taken had to do forfeits! =)

Serene beginning her task!

Posing for the camera!

We had to advertise ourselves for the camera!

After that it was lunch at KFC.
We were all famished and tired.
But nevertheless, posing for pictures is fun!

Aaaah...Forfeit for the first game.

Everyone lost, only John was the winner.
So we all had to be up on the VIKING SHIP!
DAMN FUN LAH. Some of the girls were scared though. ^^

*points to sharon* LOL

LOOKS DAMN SHIOK RIGHT! =)

Linda was sitting beside Teddy.

Okay wait...correction*.
SHE's HIDING BEHIND TEDDY! =D

And Ron seems to be enjoying himself huh? ^^

HAHA...2nd forfeit!!!

I NEVER KENA!!! =P

WHEEEEEE!

Lucky lo...coz i didn't wanna get wet!!!

I had actually brought clothes to change,
coz i thought my possibility of doing forfeits
would be pertty high, judging from the 1st two days.

But then, i realised, i forgot to bring extra underwear!
Damn paiseh lah!

We're not at Genting okays. =P
Its just the mist from the cooling spray.

HAHA...we don't have to do forfeit!!!

Serene and Ron

Joash and Ferynn

Teddy and Charylene

End of the day, the girls had to give us this Tweety Bird.

And everyone was sad to bid farewell.

EMO LE =(

But we arranged to go Pulau Ubin the next sunday!
(we have already gone and came back! Shall upload the Ubin pictures soon)

^___^

Ron doing a Hand Stand!!!
Nice picture!!! =)

WAHAHAHA! =D

BABY FREEZES! ^^

Last but not least,
YIPPPPEEEEE! ^^

Be sure to catch us on TEEVEEE! =)

Our trailers are out on TV and Youtube already!

校花校草上网追赶跑 HEY GORGEOUS!
starts on 5th Jan'2009
Monday Evening, 7.58pm.

Yah...pathethic 2 mins, i know. LOL
Economic downturn lah...who's not affected right?

And friends out there...Rmbr to vote for me okays! ^^

http://heygorgeous.mediacorptv.sg/contestants.htm

谢谢你们的支持! =P

Monday, December 29, 2008 7:44 PM

Hello...I'm BACK!!!

After neglecting my blog for so long, I've got so much to share!

First thing first, VOTING is back =(

Which means, I have to trouble you friends to help vote for me AGAIN!

^_____^

Click on OUR PICTURE below to navigate to the voting website.

You can vote for me over on the website!!!

Voting Starts today - 29th December ^^

Each person can cast 10 votes a day
*hint hint*

WAHAHAHA =)

My HINTING damn obvious!!!

If you all got the time then help me to VOTE ok?

^____^

Thank you all MANY MANY!!!

I will put a link on the left pillar of my blog too!!!

Just click a picture of ToFuBOY to be directed to the voting site!!! =)

Here are the other pictures that I took
With Sharon, my partner from NUS =)

YAY!!!

I super love this picture! =)

Also...I've got the pictures of the filming days le.

Still sorting them out =)

Do come back and check out the photos k!

It will be under this same post. ^^

Monday, December 22, 2008 3:36 PM

Updates Updates Updates!!!

MY OH MY!

Its been ages since I "touched" (caress tofuboy's head) my blog.

Its been a really busy week...

I just came back from the Kiehls Xmas Chalet from Friday to Sunday

Though the room was packed and dusty, it was the company that matters! =)

Much thanks to William who organised this Xmas Gathering, booking the chalet, co-ordinating the day to day activities and making sure that we didn't starve. And most importantly, we had FUN! Shall upload the pictures and blogged more about the chalet once I get the pictures from William and Tric! =)

And yeah...

WE DUNKED YOU!!!

WILLIAM & JAMES!

SONG BO!?!?!?!?!

LOL! ^_____^

Wednesday to Friday

Went for Hey Gorgeous Filming @Wild Wild Wet & Escape!

It was super fun, and I got to know my new friends better.
Played loads of games at Wild Wild Wet, did loads of forfeits.

New Nick = Forfeit King

Most of the forfeits were fun, except for the Coke Drinking and "Ru Hua" stunt.

Stupid stockings...so damn tight.
Now i know how "Ru Hua" feels.

Oh...for those of you who have no idea who "Ru Hua" is, she is lady from one of Taiwan's variety shows, who is supposed to look vomit-inducing, when she appears in front of the "victim", usually celebrities who kena "sa-boed" into going for massages/ facials, only to wake up and get the fright of their lives when they open their eyes to a hideous, fugly lady with extremely horrendous make up and a "stocking-disfigured" face.

Actually...I realised that ANYONE would look like crap if they were to put a stocking over their head!

Christine, our "in charge" for Hey Gorgeous, told me that I look like La Bi Xiao Xin. I'm not sure whether that's a good or bad thing, but at least, I'm glad that i still look something that resembles mankind.

Shall show you all the pictures when the girls them to us, because apparently, the camwhoring was mostly done by the girls. On the first day, they were already whipping out their cameras and snapping away while the guys took turns to do their make up. I can still remember Joreen, from Republic Poly, she was the first, I think, to whip out her camera and going around to pose for pictures with the rest.

The 3 days of filming was really fun, and we got to know each other better, especially our in charge, Christine. She is the ultimate random person, spewing random facts that she knew at the most random of moments.

For instance,

Christine: Do you guys know that you can re-stitch a hymen for $1200?

All the guys : HUH??? *Thinking - WHAT THE HELL! WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?*

The crew were really nice to us too, although everyone was kinda shy in facing the camera at first, we gradually got used to it, and most of us just waved and smile whenever we see the camera after the first day! So we were quite accustomed to seeing the camera in our faces towards the end!

The 3 days of filming might be short, but i'm sure the new found friendship will be worked on, as we are having our first Hey Gorgeous gathering this Sunday! Venue to be confirmed!

Cya all on Sunday Gorgeous Peeps! =)

Time to chill and catch up on life, been too busy to even read the papers.

And I haven't even seen myself on TV yet! (My mum has seen it though)

Shall update with more pictures soon! ^^

Sunday, December 14, 2008 1:14 PM

Updates Updates Updates...

I bought a new pair of soccer shoes!

Damn CHIO right?!?!

Scored a truckload of goals today!!!

Okay lah...maybe just 3-4? :D

Conclusion:

New Shoes = POWER

And I met up with the usual peeps for steamboat-ing in the evening
Haven't got the pictures from Tric's cam yet, shall post them up soon!

After Steamboat, we headed to the durian stalls at Geylang.

FOR DURIAN!!!

It was damn funny, we hopped from stall to stall
Because the ones we went to, all sell by the Kilogram!
And we had this feeling that we will get ripped off by durian thugs!

They all had the signboards
"3 for $10"
"1 for $5"
"3 for $20"

But when we asked for those
We were told that those were sold out.

-____-

Like WTF right?

Sibei SCAM people!

*imagine parang-wielding uncles inviting you to eat*

Looks so intimidating. zzZZ

This was one of them.
Chin Yong Trading was the other.

In the end we settled somewhere further down.
At least the uncles were friendlier there ^___^
And they look alot less intimidating.

*imagine parang-wielding uncles inviting in, this time with big smiles*

The total bill was $43.
Works out to $6 per pax.
We ordered one un-opened durian.
Plus 3 other boxes of packed durian.

Tric played Scissors Paper Stone with the uncle.
AND SHE LOST!!!
Otherwise, we could have gotten 1 box free!

More pictures with Tric.
Man, she sucked at S.P.S!!!

Kiehls updates.

These pictures are long overdue
Kiehls' Party at Heerens last week
So far, I've worked at most of Kiehls parties

Heerens last week...
Raffles city the week before
Tampines the week week before
And Ngee Ann City this week

Next week supposed to be working at TANGS
But there's the Hey Gorgeous shoot at Wild Wild Wet
So I'm gonna miss the Kiehls Party @Tangs again

I missed it the other time as well =(

And there's the Kiehls Chalet after work on that day.
Supposed to go down to the chalet with the rest after work
Guess I'll just head down to TANGS after the shoot at WWW

Anyway, here are the pictures from Heerens!!! ^^

This party also got "Door Bitch"

LOL

50% off the 2nd item!

Plus COMPLIMENTARY Gift Wrapping.

Rest assured, your gift is delicately handled.
And not forgetting to mention, beautifully packaged

=)

What's a party without delectable, pretty
bitesize snacks washed down with juices?
And WAIT!!! Is that wine I see?

MY! LOOK AT THE CROWD!!!

Like always, POLAROIDS!!!

Keeping Happy Moments in Film!

The Kiehls Boys! =)

And here's a picture with the Store IC, IVY

William came down to visit us.
And also the wine and food. LOL

^___^

We kept handing him glass after glass
Which explains why he looked a lil tipsy.

Lydia and Angela came to say hi to Tommy!!!
And joined us for this picture, which we want
to show JASMINE (William's gf) ^___^

Hug two girls right?!?!?

*Smiles as we watch Jasmine pull William's ears*

Here's our group photo with all the Kiehls People!

See William lying down?

I TOLD YOU HE WAS DRUNK!!!

Saturday, December 13, 2008 2:15 AM

WEDNESDAYs are MAMBO-days

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This picture is simply awesome!

Euphoria - Epitome of MAMBO NIGHTS

^___^

It was really crowded on wednesday
Citibank queue was snake-long already
Luckily i was able to cut the queue =)
Got our chops and headed oppposite
to the "play-mambo-songs" kopitiam
Having drinks and supper for some of us.

Headed back to Zouk after that.
While waiting for our drinks...

We cam-whored, as usual =)

What's new???
(we should do something new next time)
Say, find someone whose face that we dun like
and beat the shit outta him till he screams

MAMA MIA!!!

Now that's something new! ^^

And each of them took pictures with me.

Just in case i get famous one day. zzZZ

-_______-

There's Kok Liang and May

Dehua...

Cass and her ling ling long longS
(points to her arms...check that out)

With my buddy, Tric

Sam and Kok Liang...

And here comes our drinks...

okay i didn't drink that night.

Scared next day i can't wake up on time

So, when i lost in "CAI QUAN" (finger guessing)

I could choose someone to drink for me! ^^

For E.G.

*speaks in pokemon tone*

"GO SAM...I CHOOSE YOU!!!"

BOTTOMS UP!

*singing*

"Together Forever and Never to Part...."

"Together forever with youuuuuuuu"

EH!!!

Who so rude!!!

Asking for trouble issit??!?!

Although MAMBO wasn't really playing its best
It was still pretty much enjoyable, to me, at least.

Saw Carmenlita on the dancefloor and we took a pic!

I NEEDA SLEEP MORE.

STEAMBOATING TMR.

LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

And I am gonna go swimming tmr morning!
Needa start exercising, I think i am Flabby le!

=(

*sigh*

Wednesday, December 10, 2008 2:30 AM

Some food for thought...

Two kinds of regret in this world are most agonising

这个世界上有两种遗憾最折腾人

One is losing the person you love

一个是得不到你心里最爱的人

The other, is watching happiness eluding your beloved

另外一个是看到你心爱的人得不到幸福

Cherish your loved ones now
Xmas is a time of forgiving & love
You'll never know when it might be too late

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 1:59 PM

My Tiring Hari Raya

Met up with Kev, Tric, Sam at Cityhall
Supposedly heading for bowling @Marina
Then there's a slight change of plans
We're going to Cineleisure to KTV overnight

12am to 6am.
6 WHOLE Hours
A Quarter of a day
Now, BEAT THAT.

Waited for Sarah at Cineleisure
But she's not joining us for KTV-ing
As she's on the morning shift the next day
So we chilled out at Gloria Jeans till 12am
Playing cards and just chatting away
Before Sarah left for home

While we headed to the 8th level
The place that we were at for the next 6 hrs.

And I had to rise at 10am the next day.
Well, I managed to get out of bed by 11am today.
Some applause please, thanks.
Headed to ABC market to collect my alterations.
4 pair of pants to be exact.
(YAY got new clothes to wear le! ^^)

And I've got a Hey Gorgeous Photoshoot today!
SO excited! =)
I think its gonna be fun, and scary too!
I'm kinda nervous, but i hope it would be ok.
Wish me luck hehe!

^____^

Got to go...shall update more when I get back!

*stretch aching body*

Sunday, December 7, 2008 11:14 PM

Everyone is HIGH!

The feeling of getting back to Phuture...

"Classic Indescription"

A Picture speaks a thousand words...

So...

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Here's a few thousand words....

Buddy, this picture sure give Nori and Azlie the wrong idea!

^____^

But i think both of us look good in here though!

Why Tricia got no teeth???

SEE!

REALLY NO TEETH LO!

BOH GEH!

Aaaahhh...SAM IS HIGH!

So is Sally YOW! ^^

What are you looking at FAT-ASS!!!

LOL! =)

The lighting quite nice hur???

And I think i was damn HIGH!!!

But i was certainly not drunk ok!

I am fully aware of what's happening around me!

I know I even went up the benches in Phuture

and DANCED until i was asked to come down!

^____^

And i danced with quite a few random people.

*looks up*

Erm...HI...STOP STARING!

Anyway, it was one hell of a night!

PHUTURE is the place to be...

on Saturday nights ^___^

NOD your head if you agree with me.

Even if you don't, just NOD too,

Because, you will, in time to come!

Shall update more when I get the other pics from Tric!

And I think she's got a revenge video of me DANCING.

I call that KARMA.

Oh yah...Bourbon Coke STINKS.

=P

Friday, December 5, 2008 12:56 PM

HELLO TRIC! =P

This post is meant just for you!

Feeling HONOURED already?

^____^

*TEE-HEE-HEE*

Yesterday, while you were watching your movie with your OG mates, laying back in the comfy cushion seats of Cathay Cineplex, with legs outstretched and savouring each and every moment of your show....

Sam, Kevin, and I went shopping

at

RAFFLES CITY!

and guess where did we go?

^____^

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And we got ourselves this!!!

Woohoohooo! ^^

Waiting for Kev to send me his picture
with his new laptop case too!!! =)

TRIC!!!

Are u like "ZOMG-ing" already???

^___^

MERRY XMAS TO US!

I can just feel the Xmas atmosphere in the air!!!

"Jingle Bell
Jingle Bell
Jingle ALL THE WAY"

*hugs lappy case*

=)

Wednesday, December 3, 2008 10:00 PM

HEY GORGEOUS AUDITION!

Today, Tric accompanied me to the Hey Gorgeous Audition!

It was really nice of her to take out the time to go with me, and she is like the most appropriate person to go to, because she says that she has been there umpteen times in her life! So, who else but her!!! =) Poor Tric, she waited almost an hour for me, but then again, what are friends for right? Hehe...^___^

During the audition, there was this really tall guy, Teddy, he suddenly turned and asked me whether I was in his MSN list, and I just looked at him, puzzled. And then, he started to look familiar to me after a few seconds of intense scrutinizing and running flashbacks through the back of my mind.

And then, IT HIT ME!

I played pool with Teddy like more than 5 or 6 years back at the Jurong Entertainment Centre, and he happened to be a friend of my cousin, Dwayne! He was called Zhao Ming back then, I think, and that was like the only time I saw and talked to him, even then, we didn't really talked much. But still, it was a pleasant feeling to see someone that I know today, even though he's from NTU! =)

I'm sure he mangaged to get through as a Finalist too! ^^

And I was pretty nervous about what I had to do during the audition process.

1. Self-introduction

We had to introduce ourselves, which school we were from. (the usual sort of thing)

2. Talent Performance

The first person went in, came back, and told us that we had to perform some talent, be it singing, dancing or whatever. As expected, most of us chose the easy way out...

SINGING

^____^

3. Catwalk

And then, we had to do a catwalk. =( I was damn paiseh about this, because I have never done this before, like so *LOL IN CAPITAL LETTERS*.

4. 五连拍

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, we had to do this - 五连拍 with the camera closed-up on our faces.
The worst thing was, I had a pimple outbreak these couple of days, due to late nights and such.

ULTIMATE CUI

But lucky working @Kiehls trained and prepped me for this. Why and How you might wonder? Well, because during work at Kiehls events, sometimes we would play random games, especially card games, and the loser had to do a punishment, which (yes, no prizes for guessing right) is usually 五连拍. But EH, I don't always lose ok ^^

Well, after the auditions, Tric and I headed down to Chinatown for YUM CHA BUFFET!!! =) Sorry Pearl, we were late! The bus ride was really long and bumpy la. In the end, we alighted at Harbour Front and took the NEL down instead! Tric was like saying,

"Wah...imagine seeing all the steaming hot dim sum making its way to and fro right in front of your very eyes, devoured by the hungry people around you, and there you are, seated with your hands free, but emotions bound by courtesy!"

This feeling is really TORTUROUS.

If i were Pearl...

PLEASE!
JUST KILL ME!

Anyway some pictures from dimsum!!!
Sam joined us after his exam paper =)
We wanted to tease him about his You-tube video
But apparently, WE FORGOT TO! =(
Until much later, but it wasn't really funny anymore.

OH YAH...They gave us this candy!

Disclaimer: It is not a crime to be ugly

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Instructions for use:

Pop one when necessary. Works well with water, sleep and exercise.

So we all took turns to pose with the candy! ^^

Well, we did ask Sam to pose to.

But he shy.

Maybe, he saw the disclaimer =)

LOL

Was a long and tiring day, stayed up till 5.30am this morning.
So we headed home after walking around Chinatown after dinner.

I WANNA GO FOR A SHORT HOLIDAY!!! ^^

and one more thing...

I GOT IN AS ONE OF THE FINALIST LE!

^________^

YAY!!!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 12:40 PM

GREAT!

I feel better after ranting last night

^____^

Was you-tubing this afternoon for some music videos

When I came across some banned commercials...

And i realised that there's a connection between

Pesky Kids and Smoking.

You'll know what I mean in awhile.

Have fun viewing! =)

KIDS SUCK!

4 Hilarious Commercials
(you might have seen it before)

Israel - Land of the HOLY

Also, I chanced upon a couple of interesting anti smoking ads.

Smokers, please don't drag us to the graves with you.

Thank you for your cooperation ^^

You might wanna quit smoking after viewing these videos.

Or at least, fill YOUR OWN LUNGS with crap.

Don't fill OURS (non-smokers) ^^

Smoking KILLS

Women Love Smokers

The one from India was really funny though...

Don't Force Non-smokers to SMOKE!

Maybe you could try this on a random smoking stranger sometime =)

I guess the only advantage that males smokers have over male non-smokers,
besides the fact that smokers look way cooler, especially when they suavely
light up ciggs in Bond movies, and even in bed scenes, whereby the guy lights
up a cigg after sex, sitting up in bed and puffing away (quite cool hur?), smokers
don't have to use condoms!!! And promiscuous women love them to the max!

Impotency = No unwanted pregnancy!

And as you have seen in the first video of this post!

KIDS ARE PRETTY SUCKY
(I'm referring to the bratty ones!)

^____^

Monday, December 1, 2008 11:32 PM

Fuck YOU!!! And YOU!

Why do you two like to poke your noses into peoples affairs?

How would you feel if there is this fly that constantly buzz around your ears?

Don't you just wish you had a fly swatter in your hands right there and then?

So that you can just SMACK these irritating pests so hard that their guts disintegrate?

How would you feel if someone were to meddle in the way you live your life?

Judging you by the way you behave, or rather not behaving in the way that they think you should?

Why should we, as individuals, be subjected to this mental tyranny imposed upon us?

We don't have to live by the standards set by people who think that they know the world.

These people, they just assume the world of things, when the fact is, what they are aware of, is only the tip of the iceberg, and then they don't even hesitate to pass judgement on what they saw or (in this case) heard from others.

And yes, we can't stop people from gossiping.

But still, i wanna say
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FUCK YOU BITCH

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for fanning the flames.

If you can't do anything constructive to douse the flames, the least you could do is not adding fuel to the flames.

MAY KARMA FIND ITS WAY TO YOU.

Till then...

FUCK YOU BITCH.
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FUCK YOU AGAIN.
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AND AGAIN.

(and if you're reading this)
Keep your comments to yourself you two.

Thank you.

AAAaaaaHHh....

I do feel better now after all these incessant ranting!

^_________^

*smiles*